I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. Lemony Snicket (via feellng)

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tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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urbanobsession:

Diego Fragoso

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turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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