The hallowed, haunted halls are a safe haven for ghouls and goblins, monsters and spectres and all the undead in between. Halloween is the reigning religion here; and homage is expected in the form of human sacrifice every third Friday the 13th. For the living that habit these halls, and the undead that go bump in the night, all are property of the Madame of the Mortuary; and you never know what you'll find inside this crypt.
It is not safe, for children or the general public, but nothing worthwhile ever is. All are welcome, save for those the Madame might find distasteful.
But be warned. Once the coffin door is shut, it will never open again.